November 12, 2011

Religious and Medical Groups

I am from a religious or medical organisation and I am going to help save the savages in Belize.  I am also a rich doctor making huge bucks and a crooked pastor who pays no taxes.  I live in a huge mansion and drive fancy cars, but hey, it is getting cold outside.  I want to come to warm Belize and stay in a 5 star hotel but pay only 1 star rates because I am in Belize (while it is freezing winter in north america) to help the poor and stupid savage Belizeans.  This way I get a free holiday, cheap accommodations, tax write off while I help the poor and stupid.  If you poor Belizeans do not give me your best rooms cheap I will go to the next hotel and hassle them.  Eventually I the rich gringo will get my way.
HEY ASSHOLE GRINGO!!!  If you want to help the poor, stupid, ignorant Belizeans.  Get a room that cost $xxx and pay the hotel instead $xxx,xxx.  Make a deal with the owner that as long as your group stays you will pay double for the room and the hotel owner pays the staff double their wages.  That way the Belizeans will not be poor and have to stand in long lines and wait like beggers for your "free" medical or spiritual help.  And the Belizeans who do get your free medical or spiritual help will have some extra cash in their pocket.  What do you think we do in Belize when you cheap bastards deal us down on the rooms?  We lower the wages of the staff and they are the ones who suffer so you can have a great holiday.

February 27, 2011

Tripadvisor









Tripadvisor What A Joke.
Just click on the links and see for yourself.
It is used a a weapon by Tourists who are Lie, Steal, Cheat, and are Cheap, to try to cheat hotel owners worldwide.
Just pay your bill and shut up.

Room Rates

Our rate is $80., $90., $100., or whatever it is.   NO, we can not let you stay for $30.  
You will be checking out early at 5am, 6am, 7am, and just need the room to sleep, so you want a discount. 
Are you stupid?
The room is still dirty and needs to be cleaned.  Do you think housekeeping is going to be giving us a discount? 
The rate is the same and if you do not have money.......stay home and do not go on vacation.  
Belize is an expensive country.  
Do you think we can go to the USA or Canada and ask for a discount at hotels?  
If we do not have enough money in the bank account we can not even get a visa to visit!


QUIT BEING CHEAP AND PAY THE RATES OR MOVE ON OR STAY HOME.

Pets

Please do not bring your dogs, cats or birds on vacation in Belize.  
Animals do not know where Belize is and do not care.  
Are you actually so stupid that you think your pet is happy to be in Belize?
Once they have some dirt to crap in...and some food they are happy.
They do not consider you to be their family.  They love anyone who feeds them.  SO WAKE UP!
We the Hotel Owners of Belize do not want your animals sleeping on our beds or we would have opened a pet motel.
Leave the Pets Home.  OKAY

Welcome To Belize, Central America

I am sure many Hotels in Belize would like to add their comments to this blog.
We are sick and tired of Cheap, Petty, Complaining, Lying Tourists who come to Belize and think we still think we Belizeans have rings in our noses.