November 12, 2011

Religious and Medical Groups

I am from a religious or medical organisation and I am going to help save the savages in Belize.  I am also a rich doctor making huge bucks and a crooked pastor who pays no taxes.  I live in a huge mansion and drive fancy cars, but hey, it is getting cold outside.  I want to come to warm Belize and stay in a 5 star hotel but pay only 1 star rates because I am in Belize (while it is freezing winter in north america) to help the poor and stupid savage Belizeans.  This way I get a free holiday, cheap accommodations, tax write off while I help the poor and stupid.  If you poor Belizeans do not give me your best rooms cheap I will go to the next hotel and hassle them.  Eventually I the rich gringo will get my way.
HEY ASSHOLE GRINGO!!!  If you want to help the poor, stupid, ignorant Belizeans.  Get a room that cost $xxx and pay the hotel instead $xxx,xxx.  Make a deal with the owner that as long as your group stays you will pay double for the room and the hotel owner pays the staff double their wages.  That way the Belizeans will not be poor and have to stand in long lines and wait like beggers for your "free" medical or spiritual help.  And the Belizeans who do get your free medical or spiritual help will have some extra cash in their pocket.  What do you think we do in Belize when you cheap bastards deal us down on the rooms?  We lower the wages of the staff and they are the ones who suffer so you can have a great holiday.